I’m not allowed to talk to, text, call, snapchat, look at, nor even think about another man. So… it really irks me when I call after being ignored all night, then you accidentally answer and all I hear are two girls giggling in the background.

ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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(Source: andallthesinners-saints, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)